Husband for adoption – low re-homing fee

Date: 2008-09-19, 5:57PM PDT

My husband said it’s him or the dog? So, it was a tough choice, but the dog only takes up part of the bed, and he doesn’t steal the covers, so I’m keeping the dog.

Husband has tendency to wander, likes to sleep all day, will play with his balls, isn’t house trained, but will beg to go out. Needs fenced yard without grass to mow, a home with plentiful food (favorite food is pizza) and drink (loves beer). Gets along well with other dogs, doesn’t much care for cats or children. Has little redeeming value, but he is cute. Comes from a long line of hunters, would love to be your hunting companion. Knows Sit, Heel, Stay, and Down. Doesn’t always do them? But he knows those commands, don’t let him try to convince you he doesn’t. Is current on all shots, pretty healthy, has had his teeth cleaned recently, and is NOT NEUTERED. I’d be happy to help pay for the neutering.

Too good home, fee negotiable, I know I can’t get anywhere near what I’ve got in him back. Comes with 49′ers T shirt, large flat screen TV, and a big truck but only the T shirt is paid for.

Serious inquiries only!

What would you do?

If you haven’t looked at my blogroll recently you should…..Because it’s gotten a crap ton bigger. I’ve gotten pretty bad at visiting the blogs that I follow so I added them to my blog roll so that I will actually go and comment on them. You should check them out…You never know you might meet some new bloggy friends.

What would you do if you were me? In the last two weeks my brother’s fiancee’ has tried to kill me twice while driving her car and then last Saturday night she tailgated a car the last few miles on our way to work (we ride together because we work at the same place and basically have the same schedule). With my tax return I was just going to get new struts put in and still go on my girl vacation to Idaho but in light of all that’s happened recently I’m wondering if I should get the brakes and rotors done too and start driving myself and put my girl vacation on hold until we go to the Minneapolis PBR event in September?

BITRCountryGirl

Need I say more?

An Award!

Thanks The Wife of O Riley

Wordless Wednesday – Sort of

Cause my Steelers are going to the SUPER BOWL and the quarterback isn’t exactly “Terrible” to look at!

ESPN ranked Steelers fan the best fans in America – but everyone already knew that!! They based their ranking on (1=GREAT; 5=worst):

Stadium factor (loud? great atmosphere?) – our rank: 1

Live and die factor (fans take loss hard? ESPN considers this a good thing) – 1

Traveling road show factor (big presence in other stadiums?) – 2

Loyalty when team sucks (score points by sticking with loser) – 1

Hate factor (other teams fans hate your fans; this is good according to ESPN) – 1

Tailgate factor (home tailgates sizzling or stale?) – 2

Home fans creativity (wacky ideas or not?) – 2

TOTAL (adding up the above rankings) – 10 (we actually tied with Greenbay Packers fans with the total, but think that sellouts and season-ticket waiting list placed us above them) — SEE BELOW

PITTSBURGH STEELERS

Consecutive sellouts: 299 Season-ticket waiting list: More than six years

No team is as woven into the fabric of a city. The organization’s stability has a lot to do with it, as generations of Steelers fans relate to the tradition of ownership (Rooneys), smashmouth football, quality head coaches (league-low three since 1969) and success (five Super Bowl titles). The season-ticket waiting list is extremely long and the consecutive sellout streak of 299 games, including playoffs, is unbelievable. — James Walker

The text above was obtained from: Steel City Sports Fan (Steelers Edition)

Cowgirls Don’t Cry

I was tagged

I was tagged by Hula over at Hula’s Secret Blog. I put it off until today when I would have more time to work on it and didn’t have to share the computer with anyone, so here goes:

1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? Yeah, my dad’s uncle James and my middle name is for my grandfather….Jamie Rae
2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? Yesterday
3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? Not really
4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? Honey Ham or Roast Beef
5. DO YOU HAVE KIDS? Does a Cocker Spaniel count? If not, then no.
6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? I hope so.
7. DO YOU USE SARCASM? Yup
8. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? Yup.
9. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? No, afraid of heights
10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? Lucky Charms
11. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF? Nope
12. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM? Cookie Dough or Vanilla with LOTS of Chocolate or Strawberry Sauce…Depends upon my mood
13. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE? eyes
14. RED OR PINK? I’m going to go with pink on this one because I am forced to wear Red at work.
15. WHAT IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF? I’m carrying around a few extra pounds.
16. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? Right now my dog we put down the day before Thanksgiving.
17. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO COMPLETE THIS LIST?? Yeah
18. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? blue jeans, purple Lands End slippers.
19. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? nothing
20. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? Blue
21. FAVORITE SMELLS? Turkey cooking
22. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? My friend Michelle
23. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO POSTED THIS NOTE? YES!
24. FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH? Football, Professional Bullriding
25. HAIR COLOR? Dishwater Blonde
26. EYE COLOR? Blue
27. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? Yes
28. FAVORITE FOOD? Steak smothered in Steak Sauce
29. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS? Happy endings…..perferably with plenty of laughs in between
30. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? Someone Like You
31. WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING? Red, I just got home from work
32. SUMMER OR WINTER? Summer….Ready for some warmth
33. HUGS OR KISSES? Hugs.
34. FAVORITE DESSERT? chocolate
35. MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND? mmmmm
36. LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND? mmmmmm
37. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW? I haven’t been doing much reading lately, been doing a lot of knitting on my gifts for next Christmas.
38. WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? NADA, using laptop
39. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON TV LAST NIGHT? Two and a Half Men
40. FAVORITE SOUND(S)? I dont know.
41. ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES? Beatles
42. WHAT IS THE FARTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME? Montana
43. DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT? I don’t know
44. WHERE WERE YOU BORN? Madison, WI
45. WHOSE ANSWERS ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO GETTING BACK? Everyone’s
46. HOW DID YOU MEET YOUR SPOUSE/SIGNIFICANT OTHER? Don’t have one yet.

I’m not going to tag anyone but if you do this on your blog I would love to read your answers so please leave me a comment letting me know.

Dear Beef Council

Dear Beef Council,

You suck and must be punished! To say that I am a little bit upset about your choice for your spokesman is a vast understatement. I happen to enjoy very much the deep gravely voice of Sam Elliot. Every time I hear him say “Beef it’s what’s for dinner” I start jonesing a steak.

This video is from the movie Ghost Rider…Which I would have seen sooner had I known Sam Elliot was in it.

Now I hear that you have resorted to selling “sex” in order to get people to eat beef. Now I have nothing against Matthew McConaughey but personally I think he’s better suited to be “beefcake” rather than the “beef man.” You have to admit that I am on to something with this especially after seeing this commerical!

 

The commerical for Dolce and Gabbana’s fragrance – The One

I must end this letter now. I must go empty my drowl cup and possibly watch We Are Marshall and/or Ghost Rider and drowl some more.

Signed,

A disgruntled beef eater

P.S. I HATE you Beef Council!

Tomorrow

Off to have some dinner (my whole schedule is backwards cause I’m up all night and sleep all day), knit some more and maybe do a little reading….Who knows.

Tomorrow….My bitch fit to the Beef Council. It’s a goodie.

A mini pity party…

Last Thursday I posted a post called “I’m Gonna Drink” where I posted about all the things that have been going wrong in my life since the end of last November. Well I did as I said I was going to do and I had a few beers and had myself a mini pity party….I actually felt good too. The only downside to it was I started drinking on an empty stomach….NOT the smartest idea I’ve had in a while. To top that off I was making dinner slightly shall we say “fuzzy”. All in all it felt good and even though I didn’t do it exactly the smartest way I know of dinner still turned out great and I’m hoping that the washer will start working again shortly.