REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME

According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male andfemale reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer droptheir antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November tomid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers until after theygive birth in the spring. Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa’sreindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be agirl. We should’ve known… ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man ina red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.

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3 responses to “REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME

  1. TattooedMinivanMom

    If Rudolph was a girl then who was the chick in the Rudolph movie?

    When did you come back to blogspot?

  2. It all makes sense now!

  3. Keeper of the Skies Wife

    Of course it’s a woman!!!

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