THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa , half discovered, halfwild, fertile and naturally beautiful! Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe, well developed and open to trade. Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty. Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece, gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit. Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and all conquering past. Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel , has been through war and doesn’t make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business. Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada , self-preserving, but open to meeting newpeople. After 70, she becomes Tibet, wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages…only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there.

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

Between 1 and 70, a man is like Iran … ruled by nuts.

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2 responses to “THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN

  1. ROFLMPatootieO !!!!

  2. LOL I LOVED this!

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