Redneck Sex

A week after their marriage, the redneck newlyweds, Ed and Arlene, paid a visit to their doctor.

“You ain’t gonna believe this, Doc,” said the husband. “My thingy’s turnin’ blue.”

“That’s pretty unusual,” said the doctor. “Let me examine you.” The doctor takes a look. Sure enough, the redneck’s “thingy” really was blue.

The doctor turns to the wife, “Are you using the diaphragm that I prescribed for you?”

“Yep, shore am,” she replied brightly.

“And what kind of jelly are you using with it?”

“Grape”, she said.


6 responses to “Redneck Sex

  1. Oh, I saw THAT coming! LOL!

  2. Hey there, thanks for stopping by. I hope to hear from you often. I really have enjoyed reading your blog also. Did you read my post on angels and miracles? Its a must read.

    Its funny you like the Twilight series. I just had a giveaway on my blog. I gave away the entire hard back collection. I think there were 4 books in all. I dont know that much about it but MANY people signed up. 🙂

    Have a great weekend, and hope to talk to you again soon!

    Love and Prayers,


  3. Love the joke 🙂 I tagged you for a photo project! Check out my blog post for details. 🙂

  4. Lol! And thanks for your inspiring comments.

  5. The Wife O Riley


  6. The Blonde Duck

    LOL! I laughed so hard my stomach hurt!

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