Case of the Pregnant Lady

The answer to Monday’s riddle was…..The horse’s name was Friday.

ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659

 

 

CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY

 

A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus.

She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her.  

She immediately moved to another seat.

This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again.
 

The man seemed more amused.  

When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing,

she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.

 

 

The case came up in court.

 

 

The judge asked the man (about 20 years old)

what he had to say for himself.

   

The man replied,

‘Well your Honor, it was like this:

when the lady got on the bus,

I couldn’t help but notice her condition.  

She sat down under a sign that said,

‘The Double Mint Twins are coming’ and I grinned.  

Then she moved and sat under a sign that said,

‘Logan’s
Liniment will reduce the swelling,’ and I had to smile.

Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said,

‘William’s Big Stick Did the Trick,’ and I could hardly
contain myself.
  But, Your Honor, when she moved the fourth time

and sat under a sign that said,

‘Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident!’

… I just lost it.’

 

 

‘CASE DISMISSED!!’

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5 responses to “Case of the Pregnant Lady

  1. That’s pretty clever.

  2. oh my, that is the funniest thing i’ve ever heard!

  3. Awesome blog! Loved this post, it made me lol!

    We have very similar tastes in books too!

    Angela from Angela’s Soliloquy

    We SITS have to stick together!

  4. Absoultely hilarious! Glad I came over.

    Just stopping by from SITS wishing you a wonderful Thursday!

  5. my kids just told me that friday joke!

    This was tooo funny!

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